A perfect start to the morning begins with a loud
💫 GRMPFH and the realization that morning people are perhaps not of this world. Luckily, the
Grumpy Unicorn helps you through this ordeal. Your day starts on the grumpy
board with the apt inscription "
Good morning would be a gross exaggeration ".
🥯 breakfast tastes twice as good when you enjoy it with a pinch of irony. There is also a large
🥛 glass of milk in the
glass - the best way to get halfway awake. Of course, the most important ingredient cannot be missing:
☕️ coffee. From the
All-Day Grumpy Cup that perfectly reflects your attitude to life in the morning.
On the way to
work, the first
⚡️ sparks of productivity creep in, even if Grumbling doesn't really approve of them. But then your trusty
ballpoint pen helps you take care of the inevitable notes and signatures. The
"Not my problem" mouse pad not only serves as a practical surface, but also reminds you not to take things too seriously. And when the day gets longer again, the matching
thermos flask provides the necessary supply of caffeine - so that you can at least remain physically present.
😏 After a day full of
🙄 eye-rolling meetings and countless tasks that you really didn't enjoy at all, the
end of the day finally arrives. Time to shake off the stress of the day. The perfect way to do this is with the 🎧
Pummeleinhorn audio plays on Amazon Music/Audible or on the
Pummeleinhorn Tonie . Yes, you read that right - sometimes it's just nice to escape into the imaginative 🌈
unicorn world of Pummel & Friends, even when you're grumpy. And while you listen to the stories, you can let off steam in the
Grummeleinhorn coloring book or
Mandala coloring book . There's hardly anything more calming than coloring in grumpy unicorns in all kinds of colors. 🎨
After a fulfilling evening of grumpy serenity, you can snuggle up in bed with your grumpy
cuddly toy . It is soft, cozy and shares your evening dislike of the world. So you go to bed with the reassuring knowledge that there is always someone who understands your humor. 🖤
With Grummel, even the most annoying working day becomes an adventure full of gallows humor. Because sometimes it is precisely this grumpy attitude that gets us through the day - and the grumpy unicorn ensures that you always have a little smile on your face.
